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 Kidd-E Trakker New!

Statistically, there is an 83% chance that one of your children will be abducted and murdered during their lifetime. For girls in the Home Counties, the figure is nearer 100%. But don't panic! With just one painless operation*, the Kidd-E Tracker electronic implant is guaranteed to keep your** child angel safe from the scum who prey on their young innocence - or your money back!

Price: £469.99 (+ installation and monthly service charge)
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(* plus some painful swelling, nausea, paranoia and increased risk of cancer. Tagged children should be switched off before boarding aircraft.)
(** Kidd-E Tracker must only be used to track your own children.)